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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

Not even sorry

Hate tf out of whoever put this on my dashboard

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ufocorpse:

“are you a boy or a girl?”
I am the physical embodiment of suffering

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dacelio:
“I’m…
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dacelio:

I’m…

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liferuinedbyjustinbieber:
“ I’M SCREAMING
”

liferuinedbyjustinbieber:

I’M SCREAMING

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tavr0ss:

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE

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thelasthopelessbromantic:
“No
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thelasthopelessbromantic:

No

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Imagine.

WOW. I cant even. THIS THIS THIS.

THIS.

Issac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

Reblogging again because I DID NOT KNOW THAT. POINT FUCKING MADE.

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